Schmegalmulcher Share definition Flag It is a fictional mangina that has teeth and will devour anything it comes in contact with! Once upon a time, there was a man who was eaten alive by a Schmegalmulcher. Schmegalmulcher by gmilla! April 13, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Schmegalmulcher mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch