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sexmegatron 

aye, you wanna go to my pad and have a sexmegatron
sexmegatron by penismaster23 March 6, 2018
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sexmatron 

An apparent device invented by Thomas Edison, referenced by Professor Farnsworth in Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.
You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.
sexmatron by ThreeDeeGamerMan October 24, 2015

Sexregation 

When boys and girls or men and women are split up and have to sit or interact with the same sex only.
The teacher uses sexregation to decide where to seat the students.
Sexregation by BOHNBOMB September 29, 2010

smegatron 

A word used to describe a large grumpy lazy twat. Does nothing but accumulate a thick layer of strong scented smeg.
OI Steve stop being a Smegatron a give us a hand.
smegatron by sm3gatr0n February 8, 2022

smegatron 

Someone who attracts alot of 'smeg' or 'resin' to the mouth-piece of a bong.
"Rick is the full smegatron, alwayz getting resin on his lips and shit form smoking out of a bong."
smegatron by Diego September 9, 2003

schmegatron 

(n): one who is notorious for being infested with schmegma; one who finds great enjoyment in talking about/being in the presence of schmegma
Jesse never takes a shower, he's such a schmegatron
schmegatron by mamjay August 17, 2016

sexmatron 

Dude that chick Nicole is such a sexmatron!
OMG that guy Andy is such a sexmatron!
sexmatron by RandomChick1234 November 3, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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