schmigaton 

schmigaton: like a gigaton (a billion tons) but imaginary, as in predictions about the global carbon cycle.

The panel of experts predicted that 11.47 schmigatons of carbon dioxide could be sequestered within the basement tunnels of the Capitol and the White House combined.

schmigaton by carbonboffin July 8, 2018

Schmigati 

It is a cigarette. Said in a German accent.

Do you want to go for a Schmigati?
I love Schmigatis when i am drinking.
Shower schmigatis are my favorite thing.

Schmigati by Mr Percival January 3, 2019

schmegatron 

(n): one who is notorious for being infested with schmegma; one who finds great enjoyment in talking about/being in the presence of schmegma

Jesse never takes a shower, he's such a schmegatron

schmegatron by mamjay August 17, 2016

Schmigadoon

the feeling when ur so excited youre scared

Yo (insert name) im feeling so schmigadoon about GCSEs.

Schmigadoon by LEYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA February 3, 2025