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schmigaton

schmigaton: like a gigaton (a billion tons) but imaginary, as in predictions about the global carbon cycle.
The panel of experts predicted that 11.47 schmigatons of carbon dioxide could be sequestered within the basement tunnels of the Capitol and the White House combined.
by carbonboffin July 8, 2018
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Schmigati

It is a cigarette. Said in a German accent.
Do you want to go for a Schmigati?
I love Schmigatis when i am drinking.
Shower schmigatis are my favorite thing.
by Mr Percival January 3, 2019
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schmegatron

(n): one who is notorious for being infested with schmegma; one who finds great enjoyment in talking about/being in the presence of schmegma
Jesse never takes a shower, he's such a schmegatron
by mamjay August 17, 2016
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Schmigadoon

the feeling when ur so excited youre scared
Yo (insert name) im feeling so schmigadoon about GCSEs.
by LEYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA February 3, 2025
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