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The goofy grin you get on your face when talking to/of the one you like/love.
They all knew she was texting her boyfriend under the table while playing Apples to Apples when they saw she was schmeeping.
Schmeep by Ameliantha November 29, 2010
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A word that is used as it's own sentance. The technical definition: "schmeep" is just "schmeep".
*giggle* schmeep! *giggle*
schmeep by Valerie March 31, 2005
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Slang for vape, or any varaiation of the word (Schmank, Schmeck, Schmeeg).
Nick was ripping the Schmeep earlier, now he's buzzed like a toad.
Schmeep by LimpRamenNoodle April 24, 2018
(noun) an offhand term or casual reference for sleep. Usually used in the pejorative sense, suggesting sleep that will be nonexistent or minimal at best for the speaker.
Sleep, schmeep -- I don't have time to rest with the 50 projects due tomorrow.
schmeep by zoobarg November 19, 2003
"The new album was mostly schmeep, some good some bad."
Schmeep by Peeping on you August 28, 2025
done, can't deal with shit anymore
LMFAOOOO im schleep!
schleep by TheRealLegitBoss August 6, 2016

schmeedium 

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb
Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.
schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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