schmatty

A way of deciding on something with 2 or more people. Out of one or more choices each person eliminates, or "schmatties", the option they like the least until you are left with one option that is the least worst.

verb: schmatty
formal / fully name: latty schmatty

etomology: named for Chris Latty who is indecisive

Let's schmatty between pizza, burgers, and sushi. Diedre, schmatty one.

schmatty by polishbroadcast July 16, 2020

Shmatty 

Name of a Pornstar with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Cum here shmatty ;)

Shmatty by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

Shmatty 

The name of a porn star with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Oh Shmatty cum here.

Shmatty by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

schmattered 

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007

Schmatta

(Yiddish): Clothing, textiles; pejorative- Rags worn by a person, old tattered clothing.

That old lady always schleps around in her schmattas.

Schmatta by Bgk11111 November 2, 2009

Schmitty 

1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.

1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."

Schmitty by earlsgarage May 6, 2006

Schmitty 

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes

Schmitty by Colour May 31, 2016