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Schleten 

Someone who is sexy and well worn or used.
''Man Bo Burnham is so fucking schleten with his long hair and beard!''
''Yeah I know right!''
Schleten by ClownCollar March 29, 2022

Schleyer 

- Bringer of Orgasms.

Dominant male capable of extended and vigorous coitus.

Derived from Dragonslayer and the Germanic word "Schley" which means a rod.

reference note -"the little death", is a metaphor for orgasm.
The Vamp has fallen to the Schleyer this night.

Horny wenches seek the Schleyer and the fair virgins he happens upon shall have a short shelf life.
Schleyer by Scarrath November 22, 2009

schleten 

Schleten is a word you can use for things you find to be a combination of used and sexy, like a broken toy that's better because of it.

Can also be used in the way of saying it like "schletiga" it's a descriptive word usually used for a specific type of body part.
"Hey he looks schleten!"
"yeah man! He has some schletiga pattar!"
schleten by EmptyMaskofStrings March 29, 2022

nick schlueter

a cheating ass nigga who played me 😭.

i swear you got me in my feelings then dipped . 🥺
Friend #1 : Why you so sad?

Me : i got hoed over :(

Friend #2 : By who ??

Me : Nick Schlueter .😞
A mix of " see ya" and "later"
dude calm down, schlater

SCHLEYER 

the shit pretty much. An old German name that has defeated countless amounts of bitches. Many girls are not able to withstand the Schleyer man.
you tell a girl you are a schleyer and she is on you like white on rice.
SCHLEYER by MarkMack November 16, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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