Schlummy

A man who looks like he's been harrassed and belittled into submission by his overbearing wife after five years of marriage and 2 kids.

Check out the new neighbor, he's kinda schlummy.

by Sarcasm or wit October 27, 2022

Schlummy

So stupid it’s actually hilarious

That post was so fucking cringe it’s low key schlummy

by cumin7892 July 2, 2023

Schlommy

Hehe... Schlommy

Person 1: "Schlommy"
Person 2: "Hehe..."

by schlommy September 19, 2021

Schlumpy

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired

Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.

by JM01 May 25, 2006

Schlumfy

Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.

After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.

by Chipped Coffee Mug September 7, 2021

Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.

I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

Schlummer

Someone who often schlums on themself.

Peson 1: I am such a schlummer. I schlame so hard all over myself!
Person 2: Oh? I also love schlumming, but I have never tried to schlum on myself.

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023