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schlontzwise 

Any direction that cannot be described by any of the standard directional naming conventions, i.e.: up, down, in, out, forward, backward, left, right, oblique/diagonal, etc.
Onward - Upward - Forward - and - Schlontzwise!!

Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.
schlontzwise by ZisSra July 25, 2011
Related Words

SchloonBug

A Person Who Is Annoying & Tries To Act Cool & Thinks They Are Everyones Friend. This Person Is Also Oblivious To The Fact That Everyone Hates Them.
SchloonBug:Hey Man Whats Up, What You Do This Weekend?
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin Schloonbug.
SchloonBug by Z&J November 1, 2004

schloonbug

A person who acts as if they are cool and funny but is really a faggot at heart.
SchloonBug: Hey Why Is 6 Afraid Of 7, Because 7 Eight 9.
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin SchloonBug
schloonbug by Zack & Justen October 29, 2004

Schloony 

The weather tonight is schloony.
Schloony by jimgoss November 19, 2011
A Slut From Soutie(South Boston)

A Girl Willing to do Anything Sexual For Alcohol or Just for Fun
Jessica Is Such A Schloot
Schloot by Blazin420 November 28, 2007
(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.
My boss tried to avoid paying me for that job I did. What a F*ing schlooter.
Schlooter by Wildrover October 1, 2011