schlunt

A combination of the words schlong and cunt

"Yo man, dat bitch durr's gotsa schlunt."

by Roger Watts April 3, 2005

shlunting

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.

Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.

by Lebanation May 19, 2014

Schlundted

The ability to drink a beer extremely fast, but without anyone noticing you taking a sip of it. As in, you have half of a beer left but your friends is empty, your friend Schlundted the beer.

Dude, you really Schlundted that beer!

by JophisDrazin May 21, 2018

schlunk

1. To be shleep.

2. To pass out whilst amongst company

“Bro will is totally schlunk right now”

by Rotty Boot November 18, 2018

sclunt

combination of both slut and cunt.

You mother's sclunty, but Tip_whore is scluntier

by angelus_maximus February 15, 2004

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.

Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night

by heffe.lowe October 8, 2017

schlontzwise

Any direction that cannot be described by any of the standard directional naming conventions, i.e.: up, down, in, out, forward, backward, left, right, oblique/diagonal, etc.

Onward - Upward - Forward - and - Schlontzwise!!

Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.

by ZisSra July 25, 2011