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Schleuning

a term meaning to please your woman 100% of the time
i've dated my woman for 6 months now and i have gave her a schleuning everytime
by BIG fan January 12, 2005
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schmeaning

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.
That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?
by O.Curley March 29, 2009
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schlepping

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.
It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.
by LordofthePing May 30, 2007
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schlepping ball paste

1. The act of exerting all one's energy to the point of fatigue and a moist scrotum.

2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).

3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.

4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".
"What's going on?"

"I'M SCHLEPPING BALL PASTE!!!!"
by Oh shure December 1, 2009
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schoening

a bro who is large, in most respects
max is such a schoening, he towers over us all
by accccm March 10, 2009
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schlepping it up

The act of schlepping it up occurs when a woman vomits on her partner's penis during the act of fellatio.
BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (vomit noises)
"AHHHHHH, why are you schlepping it up on my schlong?"
by Koolio Koytiss October 10, 2007
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schlounging

'schlounging' is the act of throwing pillows, blankets, cats, babies etc. at the light switch instead of getting up and turning it off; which in turn makes more work for you later.

also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'
after the show last night, i was schlounging at the light. tonight was the cats unlucky night. but luckily for me, the cat was thrown hard enough to flip off the light switch.
by blickensderfer November 7, 2007
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