schlosh 

Can be used to describe sexual experiences

I Schloshed all over her face.

schlosh by Michaelhousekid May 27, 2015

schloshed

a synonym for inebriation, drunk.

Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.

schloshed by asouth August 5, 2007

schlochembacher 

one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.

schlochembacher

schlochembacher by youngno23 March 20, 2010

Schlochenthorp 

Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.

I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"

Schlochenthorp by Timebender13 July 8, 2010

Schlophanne 

A mystical creature once said to be colonised in the east-west of Madagascar

Schlophanne

Schlophanne by Jackcasta1912 August 30, 2015

schlesh 

Alternative but incorrect spelling of slesh, which is to cover one's face in vomit when intoxicated and unknowingly wake up with vomit stains over your face. Most often associated with projectile vomiting while lying down.

"Get out of the way, Dave's about to schlesh himself."

schlesh by anonymous0618 March 26, 2009

shloshed

Drunk.. Having had too much to drink. drunk

Wow, Debby and I were shloshed last night! I think I mooned the cops again.

shloshed by Eric November 12, 2003