Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.
"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"
"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
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After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."
John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
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Get the Schlongcitis mug.When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
by Calypso121 April 3, 2016
Get the schlonged mug.According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
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