schlong-slap 

To be slapped with one's schlong.

1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.

schlong-slap by bluzebrother April 7, 2010

Schlong Slap 

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.

Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.

Schlong Slap by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020

Shlong Slap 

When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.

After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap

Shlong Slap by Jason Barber August 25, 2003

Shlong slap 

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong

She shlong slapped me so hard

Shlong slap by Justinehpsaucep September 4, 2016

shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

shlong slapper by say from mtv news October 28, 2007

SchlongSlanger 

A dude who has a big fat Shlong

" I'm a SchlongSlanger did you know?"
"Bro stop lying to your self I've already seen that shit countless times"

SchlongSlanger by SchlongSlanger June 8, 2021