Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SchlongSlanger

Cardi B

A whore who makes the shittiest music to man kind. The music is so shit, that it's lethal to everyone, even deaf people.

"Cardi B's song came up on the radio and listening to a second of that shit gave me ear cancer"

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A group of 10 or more rock-hard cocks in a 4 meter wide radius. And they have to be at least 18 inches long.

"Yo yesterday I went to the gay strip club and saw 4 Stiffystashes"

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" I'm a SchlongSlanger did you know?"
"Bro stop lying to your self I've already seen that shit countless times"

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