schlongmurderer69696's definitions
The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020
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