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schlemazel
A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014
Related Words
Schlerma • schlerman • schlarman • schlerm • Schermaulabobed • Schleiman • Schleimazel • Schlema • schlemazel • Schlertain
Dirty Schwerman
A version of Solo Sanchez. When doing it doggy-style, you insert your index finger in your own ass and then wipe your finger on your partner's upper lip.
I was at a party and hooked up with an old girlfriend. Wow, the Dirty Schwerman was a good surprise for both of us!
Dirty Schwerman by Your students September 8, 2006
schlerm
schlarman
Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.
Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"
Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)
Grobe (honks horn)
Schlarman- RAWR
Grobe- SCHLARMAN
Schlarman- GROBE
Grobe- ROAR
Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)
Grobe (honks horn)
Schlarman- RAWR
Grobe- SCHLARMAN
Schlarman- GROBE
Grobe- ROAR
schlerman
schlerman by dshiznit09 October 16, 2009
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