Schlerma

Schlerma is the best drink you've never heard of.

John: Dude, have you tried the new Schlerma flavor?

Jim: Nah, lemme have a sip.

Jim: *sips*

Jim: Holy fuck dude, the guys at Schlerma did it again!

by Schlerman June 25, 2022

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schlemazel

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

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Dirty Schwerman

A version of Solo Sanchez. When doing it doggy-style, you insert your index finger in your own ass and then wipe your finger on your partner's upper lip.

I was at a party and hooked up with an old girlfriend. Wow, the Dirty Schwerman was a good surprise for both of us!

by Your students September 8, 2006

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schlerm

A permed mullet

If you were to eat the 1980's and crap them out, you would get that guy and his schlerm.

by dasiavou January 8, 2009

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schlarman

Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.

Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR

by Schwag13 January 11, 2018

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