Scherm 

(N.) A person who is being rude in a pretentious, self-glorifying fashion, while they actually have more flaws to be pointed out about themselves.

Scherm: "Were you just flirting with that guy over there? He's dating someone! Good thing I'd never do something so ignorant."
Bystander: "Shut up, you Scherm! You did that to me!"

Scherm by Bætrayal November 10, 2014

Scherm 

When you are being rlly annoying and are acting foolish
Derived from Riley Schermerhorn

You are such a Scherm.
Hey John, why are you such a Scherm

Scherm by Scherm213125371823728182736179 December 1, 2023

Bitcon Scheme 

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.

"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."

Bitcon Scheme by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

Schempfs 

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

Schempfs by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Pyramid Scheme 

Not actually a scheme but an incredible way to make money fast by being involved in a Multi-Level Marketing Business!
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Guy 1: fuck i love pyramid schemes
Guy 2: ikr! they are like bitcoin and nfts and stocks and bonds and money combined
Guy 1: I am going to invest in my future today!

Pyramid Scheme by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

Scheming Butthole 

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes

Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"

Scheming Butthole by OTJdog March 26, 2017

corey scherer 

Corey Scherer is a YouTuber. He is so funny and amazing in general. He lives in a house with Colby Brock, Jake Weber, Sam Golbach Aaron Doh and his girlfriend Devyn Lundy. Was in a YouTube channel called TFIL with Elton Castee, Colby Brock and Sam Golbach. Corey is also a professional dancer

Corey Scherer is the most hilarious person in the world

corey scherer by The XPLR fan January 18, 2019