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A schlarf loves to have sex with people of the same gender
schlarf by preltz October 19, 2008
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Barf-a-schlarf 

1. Something is really gross.
2. Used for anything.
3. It is used for really random stuff too.
1. Mom: "Tonight we are having pizza"
Person: "EW! Barf-a-schlarf"

2. Teacher: "Today we will have a test in probability!"
Student: "BARF-A-SCHLARF"
Barf-a-schlarf by The Creator :) December 22, 2012
(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.
"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."

schnarfburgle 

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length
matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina

scharfschütze 

Literally meaning sharpshooter in German but also means sniper, even though they are two different things. A sharpshooter is a very well trained marksman, whereas a sniper is everything a sharpshooter is but is also trained in stealth techniques used to sneak up to a position where he/she can fire upon their target.
Feuer frei auf der scharfschütze!
(Open fire on the sniper!)
scharfschütze by Narcissus November 27, 2004
The most abusive word in existance to call a female.

Someone who has intercourse with anything and/or anyone for fun.

A combination of the following: Slut, cunt, hoe, whore, lesbian, skeezer, skank.
That girl is a complete schlark.

She schlarks herself out to everyone.
Schlark by B. Fic July 9, 2005