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Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016
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schiavone 

To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.
Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.
schiavone by Tnallag March 9, 2019

Shikari Ferrari 

The red van that Enter Shikari drove around in. It was blown apart with pyrotechnics in the "Jonny Sniper" video.
Enter Shikari decided it was time to get rid of the Shikari Ferrari.
Shikari Ferrari by bassmaster_93 December 25, 2007

Shikanoin heizou 

Shikanoin Heizou is a upcoming and or playable character (based on when you’re reading this) in genshin impact!

He’s the Tenryou commission self proclaimed detective and is mentioned by a few other characters such as Thoma, Ayaka, Kokomi, Sara, and Gorou!

He’s often said to be unique, a hard person to get along with, and disliked. This mostly comes from his investigation work as he has his own way of doing his investigation process and it’s also said that his older sibling hopes nobody gets hurt in the process so maybe that’s another reason why the people of Inazuma may not like Heizou.

One final thing about Heizou is how he’s known for his rebellious behavior and often puts his goals in front of his actual work.

He’s also mostly known for going sightseeing at watatsumi island and as a result being called weird for it.
“Who tf is Shikanoin Heizou”
Shikanoin heizou by Heizousbff December 30, 2021

The Shikari Shuffle 

It is a shuffle, used by the British post-hardcore band, Enter Shikari.
You can see it in their video to the single 'Destabilise'

It consists on them jumping from side to side together and Rob, the drummer, moving in time to them.
Fan 1: "Hey, did you see the new Enter Shikari video?"
Fan 2: "Yeah! Did you see them doing the Shikari shuffle? F*cking great mate."
The Shikari Shuffle by NoGabby November 5, 2010

Shikanoin Heizou 

I told my friend about Shikanoin Heizou and I am seen as maining him
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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