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schiavin' 

(adj.) Word used to describe a person, usually in the depths of a prescription pill binge. This person is completely unaware of what's going on around him/her. The individual may be drifting off into his plate of cold ravioli, or be startled awake by the red bull that he is unconsciously slurping at when it dribbles down the side of his mouth. It is at this point that you might as well insert the feeding tube and replace their last name with "Schiavo", because they are certainly schiavin'.
Gavin: Man, look at Brad over there.
Spence: Yeah, he's about 5 days into an Oxy binge, schiavin' pretty hard.
schiavin' by G-On the Block March 11, 2008
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schiavin' out 

to consume so much alcohol that you become unresponsive to everything,thus becoming a vegetable like Terry Schiavo.
Josh drank a whole bottle of rum,now hes over there on the floor schiavin' out.
schiavin' out by Tombstone Killer February 1, 2006

schiaving  

Description of a marijuana smoker who has befallen into the state of a vegetable, like Terry Schiavo
Ryan was schiaving last night after we smoked that blunt
schiaving by Jimmy Elliot November 29, 2007
schiaviK is slang for schiavi “killa” bc he got packed by sheluvslarosa so whenever u refer to sheluvslarosa say schiaviK bc he is the schiavi killa from when he put him in a pack
Me: schiaviK till i die

other: wallah fham
me: smelly fuck got put in a pack
other: ongggg fam schiaviK till i die
schiaviK by Said2neat September 1, 2023

Ethan schiavon 

A man who just loves some good old bbc
“Ethan schiavon loves to sit on bbc

“Ethan loves to lick bbc
“Ethan doesn’t have a bbc but instead a bwc”
Ethan schiavon by Daddy domy December 22, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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