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scheminess

(v) to have a plan that involves a lot of scheming or creeping
Friend 1: I have a plan

Friend 2: oh god...

Friend 1: what's that supposed to mean?

Friend 2: your plans are always so creep. We're talking very high level scheminess!
scheminess by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

scheister 

someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms
When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister
scheister by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008

Scheisty 

Adjective: Pronounced (Shy-Stee)

Having to do with being shady, scandalous or otherwise devious. Appropriately used to describe someone with an ulterior motive of some kind, but can also be used to describe the action of a shady person(s).

Usually referring to something someone has done as "scheisty" (stealing from a friend, cheating on your girlfriend) goes hand in hand with saying that the person who did it is scheisty as well.
How you gon' just steal from ya man like that?
You guys have been boys since the fifth grade!

You're straight scheisty, playa.

2)

That fat girl I took to prom ended up costing me well over five-hundred bucks on my tux alone...then cheated on me at the afterparty, but for some reason I still can't get enough of that scheisty flip.
Scheisty by The Poetic Linguist October 1, 2009

schemies 

a scottish term, the term used for those brought up in housing schemes in Edinburgh, similar to the definition for neds.
whit u lookin at ya bam, i'll burst u
schemies by sarah October 26, 2003

schiester 

1. One who will one at all costs, using trickery if necessary.
2. A trickster.
That schister tricked me out of that win!
schiester by The Raven January 25, 2005
British

One who hails from a council estate. Can be spotted in the wild by their traditional garb of baseball cap, tracksuit and Reebok Classics, and their native mating call of "C'mon man, jus 'gis a fag c'mon man just wan, fuckinnnnnnnnnn' just wan fag man, c'mon ya tight cunt, fuckinnnnnnnn'".

A common rodent in Scotland and Northern England.
"You and yer wee schemie rodents can fuck off back tae Leith. And take them bottles of Bucky wit ya tae"
schemie by influx August 25, 2002
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