A schemer specialist. Someone who specializes in getting by any second he gets through shady methods; always trying to get out of things.
"Richard is a schemist; his unwillingness to study causes him to continually find ways to get out of assignments."
"Why did the schemist have such a convoluted idea as to how to present this problem?"
"Why did the schemist have such a convoluted idea as to how to present this problem?"
by annie-cupcake March 7, 2009
Get the Schemist mug.Why are you reading this, thats kinda odd. what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net and they want it back but you already shit it out so they drag you to the bathroom and flush you down the toilet while you sleep cause they think your awake and want you to find it?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
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When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!
After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister
After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister
by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008
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Having to do with being shady, scandalous or otherwise devious. Appropriately used to describe someone with an ulterior motive of some kind, but can also be used to describe the action of a shady person(s).
Usually referring to something someone has done as "scheisty" (stealing from a friend, cheating on your girlfriend) goes hand in hand with saying that the person who did it is scheisty as well.
Having to do with being shady, scandalous or otherwise devious. Appropriately used to describe someone with an ulterior motive of some kind, but can also be used to describe the action of a shady person(s).
Usually referring to something someone has done as "scheisty" (stealing from a friend, cheating on your girlfriend) goes hand in hand with saying that the person who did it is scheisty as well.
How you gon' just steal from ya man like that?
You guys have been boys since the fifth grade!
You're straight scheisty, playa.
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That fat girl I took to prom ended up costing me well over five-hundred bucks on my tux alone...then cheated on me at the afterparty, but for some reason I still can't get enough of that scheisty flip.
You guys have been boys since the fifth grade!
You're straight scheisty, playa.
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That fat girl I took to prom ended up costing me well over five-hundred bucks on my tux alone...then cheated on me at the afterparty, but for some reason I still can't get enough of that scheisty flip.
by The Poetic Linguist October 1, 2009
Get the Scheisty mug.“That handprint that Remi put on the steamy window was very schmisty.”
“He’s got very schmisty energy.”
“He’s got very schmisty energy.”
by jackietheschmistygoddess November 14, 2022
Get the Schmisty mug.(Adj.) Refers to any person or thing that is considerably cheap, poorly made or otherwise substandard.
I asked Vanessa if I could have a quarter for the parking meter and she said no. She's so scheisty.
Did you see that scheisty gift Riu got Chun Li? Who buys their girlfriend Post-its?
Did you see that scheisty gift Riu got Chun Li? Who buys their girlfriend Post-its?
by Jason Htuizzo November 28, 2007
Get the scheisty mug.The act of stealing or "swiping" something.
Often used as an exclamation during or directly after the actually scheisting as if to say "hah! i just snatched somehting ".
prounced sh-eye-st
Note:
When one scheists something in plain view of the owner it is called a "legal-scheist."
Often used as an exclamation during or directly after the actually scheisting as if to say "hah! i just snatched somehting ".
prounced sh-eye-st
Note:
When one scheists something in plain view of the owner it is called a "legal-scheist."
John scheisted Henery's yogurt and yelled "Scheist!"
Because the scheist occured right in front of henery it was a legal-scheist.
Because the scheist occured right in front of henery it was a legal-scheist.
by Sconzo September 7, 2008
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