schemed

When you plot something in such a way where you will most likely be the only one to benefit, and if your scheme fails, no one will suspect that it was you.

"There will be no scheming in this household, it is about time that you've schemed enough."

by Avatar Laura November 8, 2013

schemed out

to do something and then try to hide what you do and play it off but you already know what happened

friend 1: gurl that boy is so fine
friend 2: i'll hook you up with him
friend 1: alrite
friend 2:hey boy you is cute wanna holla at me my friend dont like you
friend 1: u schemed out for that

by lachelle(chelle) chelly boo April 30, 2005

Bitcon Scheme

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.

"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."

by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

Pyramid Scheme

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Guy 1: fuck i love pyramid schemes
Guy 2: ikr! they are like bitcoin and nfts and stocks and bonds and money combined
Guy 1: I am going to invest in my future today!

by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.

I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!

by Michele19 October 1, 2018

Dj Scheme

Probably one of the best Dj's in the world. He likes to spread positivity and to help every person he can. He mostly works for xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, & Fat Nick.

Friend: Did you see Dj Scheme's performance last night?
Me: Of course I did he's one of the best Dj's in the world!

by sleepy b September 27, 2018

Schmedlap

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.

Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.

by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016