A ned. A person brought up on fast food and buckfast wine in a Scottish council scheame. The lowest of the low. Think shell suit, white flabby skin, bad hair and a sovvy ring.

She is one minging Schemey cow ba the way.

Schemey by www.tubgirl.com August 19, 2003

Bitcon Scheme

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.

"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."

Bitcon Scheme by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

Pyramid Scheme

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Guy 1: fuck i love pyramid schemes
Guy 2: ikr! they are like bitcoin and nfts and stocks and bonds and money combined
Guy 1: I am going to invest in my future today!

Pyramid Scheme by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

Dj Scheme

Probably one of the best Dj's in the world. He likes to spread positivity and to help every person he can. He mostly works for xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, & Fat Nick.

Friend: Did you see Dj Scheme's performance last night?
Me: Of course I did he's one of the best Dj's in the world!

Dj Scheme by sleepy b September 27, 2018

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026