schach

Hard to define, easy to love. Like a Cadbury egg, he's tough on the outside and gooey and sweet on the inside. He's full of surprises. One minute he's pounding drinks at the bar and smart assing everyone, the next he's hauling furniture for a friend in need or making baked goods for the potluck. He will scare you if he's your supervisor at work, but don't be fooled. Buy him a beer and compliment his mustache and his frosty exterior will start to thaw, letting you know the real him.

There are exactly 2 people on the planet who can wear a kilt: the guy playing bagpipes on the street on Scotland, and Schach.

Don't fuck with a Schach, unless you're a sharp-dressed black guy who knows how to make collard greens, in which case write that shit on a recipe card because Schach is a Renaissance man in and out of the kitchen.

by Friends with Weightlifts July 30, 2016

Schach-diesel

When a musician can play his mother-fucking ass off beyond all belief. (Inspired by the music of Ben Schachter.)

Did you hear that shit? That guy's got some fuckin schach-diesel in his engine.

by Al Cap0wn October 27, 2009

schach attack

the act of one friend singing a song or even talking about it, that it gets implanted in to your head for the rest of the day.

person one: "just a small town girl livin in a lonely world..."
person two: oh great now thats going to be stuck in my head all day!
person one: you just got a schach attack!!
person three: oh snap

by sofreshh June 11, 2009

Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach)

When a male or female defecates between a woman's breasts and pushes them together to see what picture is formed. Like the inkblot (Rorschach) test psychologists use on mental patients.

When Deebo came home he pulled a Choco-Schach on Mrs. Parker; Pastor Clever pulled a Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach) on Mrs. Parker while Smokey watched through the window...

by The Juggernaut B..... February 4, 2010

shachi

She is an amazing, caring person. She is sometimes down. She is beautiful and loving and can brighten up a room. She is loud and happy most of the time. You would be really lucky to be Shachi's friend.

You such a shachi

by istache November 29, 2018

Schlachtered

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.

I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.

by pgasean August 4, 2009

Schoch

Schochs have become rare in our time. They used to be known as malicious Bitterlich imposters. All a Schoch wants is to be like a Bitterlich; but since achieving such a goal is impossible, the common Schoch accrues resentment and becomes more and more bitter the more he sees his attempts to be like Bitterlich fail bitterly.

To have a Schoch as a friend means to lack a Bitterlich.

by simon13 January 30, 2020