Hard to define, easy to love. Like a Cadbury egg, he's tough on the outside and gooey and sweet on the inside. He's full of surprises. One minute he's pounding drinks at the bar and smart assing everyone, the next he's hauling furniture for a friend in need or making baked goods for the potluck. He will scare you if he's your supervisor at work, but don't be fooled. Buy him a beer and compliment his mustache and his frosty exterior will start to thaw, letting you know the real him.
There are exactly 2 people on the planet who can wear a kilt: the guy playing bagpipes on the street on Scotland, and Schach.
Don't fuck with a Schach, unless you're a sharp-dressed black guy who knows how to make collard greens, in which case write that shit on a recipe card because Schach is a Renaissance man in and out of the kitchen.
Don't fuck with a Schach, unless you're a sharp-dressed black guy who knows how to make collard greens, in which case write that shit on a recipe card because Schach is a Renaissance man in and out of the kitchen.
by Friends with Weightlifts March 12, 2016
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
