scatterpilf 

An individual that enters a room or dwelling and proceeds to empty there bag or back pack scattering there stuff all over the place. Upon retrieving said belongings they gather items and things that aren't there's to begin with.

Carlton is such a scatterpilf, he always spreads his bag of shit all over my room and then picks it all up and leaves with my shit too! I got robbed ...

scatterpilf by pussystretcher May 20, 2022

Scaterpillar 

A robust turd interwoven with hair follicles

That whores pussy I ate last night was so fucking harry I shit up a Scaterpillar this morning

Scaterpillar by Firestarter_8686 December 21, 2008

scaterpillar 

1. A group of guys running a train on each other whilst shitting simultaneously, forming a gruesome caterpillar.

2. A train of men on all fours committing consecutive reverse {cincinnati bowties whilst shitting on each other's backs and shoulders, also forming a grotesque human caterpillar.

I saw John, Ben, Shawn, Tommy, Tony, Norm, Noah, and Brandon running a scaterpillar last night, thats going to be a mess; yeah dude!

scaterpillar by Smashattack January 14, 2008

Scatterpillar 

An extremely large piece of scat; takes its time coming out, inches along like a caterpillar.

Person 1: Dang man, were you watching a movie in there? You took forever to come out of the bathroom!
Person 2: Nah, I was just waiting for the scatterpillar to crawl all the way out.

Scatterpillar by Sir Tantalus September 21, 2017

Scatterpilla 

it is what you become after a big night out on the booze. Whilst a scatterpilla you movements are very slow and often simple takes such as speaking and walking become complex and difficult

"I'm a scatterpilla today, hence why i am doing this "

Scatterpilla by oly boy October 10, 2008