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scatterpilf

An individual that enters a room or dwelling and proceeds to empty there bag or back pack scattering there stuff all over the place. Upon retrieving said belongings they gather items and things that aren't there's to begin with.
Carlton is such a scatterpilf, he always spreads his bag of shit all over my room and then picks it all up and leaves with my shit too! I got robbed ...
by pussystretcher May 20, 2022
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Scaterpillar

A robust turd interwoven with hair follicles
That whores pussy I ate last night was so fucking harry I shit up a Scaterpillar this morning
by Firestarter_8686 December 21, 2008
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scaterpillar

1. A group of guys running a train on each other whilst shitting simultaneously, forming a gruesome caterpillar.

2. A train of men on all fours committing consecutive reverse {cincinnati bowties whilst shitting on each other's backs and shoulders, also forming a grotesque human caterpillar.
I saw John, Ben, Shawn, Tommy, Tony, Norm, Noah, and Brandon running a scaterpillar last night, thats going to be a mess; yeah dude!
by Smashattack January 14, 2008
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Scatterpillar

An extremely large piece of scat; takes its time coming out, inches along like a caterpillar.
Person 1: Dang man, were you watching a movie in there? You took forever to come out of the bathroom!
Person 2: Nah, I was just waiting for the scatterpillar to crawl all the way out.
by Sir Tantalus September 21, 2017
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Scatterpilla

it is what you become after a big night out on the booze. Whilst a scatterpilla you movements are very slow and often simple takes such as speaking and walking become complex and difficult
"I'm a scatterpilla today, hence why i am doing this "
by oly boy October 10, 2008
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