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The most epic person you could ever hope to meet. Not only is she a gamer, she is beautiful, honest, funny as hell, makes excellent stoner food and offers the best companionship. Hands down the best friend you could ever have! Badass She is definitely someone you want in your life for life. She's not afraid to speak her mind or stand up for what she believes in. You want her to have your back.
You: I have the best friend ever.

Me: You wish you had an Emalee, quit kidding yourself!
by Smashattack September 19, 2013
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1. A group of guys running a train on each other whilst shitting simultaneously, forming a gruesome caterpillar.

2. A train of men on all fours committing consecutive reverse {cincinnati bowties whilst shitting on each other's backs and shoulders, also forming a grotesque human caterpillar.
I saw John, Ben, Shawn, Tommy, Tony, Norm, Noah, and Brandon running a scaterpillar last night, thats going to be a mess; yeah dude!
by Smashattack January 8, 2008
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