Scatterpillar

An extremely large piece of scat; takes its time coming out, inches along like a caterpillar.

Person 1: Dang man, were you watching a movie in there? You took forever to come out of the bathroom!
Person 2: Nah, I was just waiting for the scatterpillar to crawl all the way out.

by Sir Tantalus September 21, 2017

Scaterpillar

A robust turd interwoven with hair follicles

That whores pussy I ate last night was so fucking harry I shit up a Scaterpillar this morning

by Firestarter_8686 December 21, 2008

Splatterpillar Fashion

you know them ridiculous novelty furry handbags? kinnda looks like a giant dead squashed caterpillar?

Joe: What the fuck is that thing gillys got over her shoulder?

Nick: dunno,... think she ran over it on the way here,
she's gonna dance around it later...

Joe: Thats Splatterpillar Fashion for ya....

by Playfulgorilla May 6, 2009

scaterpillar

1. A group of guys running a train on each other whilst shitting simultaneously, forming a gruesome caterpillar.

2. A train of men on all fours committing consecutive reverse {cincinnati bowties whilst shitting on each other's backs and shoulders, also forming a grotesque human caterpillar.

I saw John, Ben, Shawn, Tommy, Tony, Norm, Noah, and Brandon running a scaterpillar last night, thats going to be a mess; yeah dude!

by Smashattack January 14, 2008

Scatterpilla

it is what you become after a big night out on the booze. Whilst a scatterpilla you movements are very slow and often simple takes such as speaking and walking become complex and difficult

"I'm a scatterpilla today, hence why i am doing this "

by oly boy October 10, 2008

The Catterpillar

When you fuck your girlfriend on her back, while she eats out a chick who's on all fours in doggy style position, while that chick sucks some guy's dick.

Dude, you and your girl totally have to do The Catterpillar with me "and Jennie"

by Viperslayer December 12, 2011

Splatterpillar

When a caterpillar gets stepped on it goes splat.

kid 1 - Wow! look at the size of that....

Sound 'splat'

kid 2 - uh, Splatterpillar?

kid 1 - It is now.

by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011