A nonsensical comment that abruptly ends a conversation like a car going over a cliff or a record scratch.
If you have been a victim of failed sarcasm, wit, or basic logic, you may have been scarped.
Man: My favorite band is Led Zeppelin, what's yours?
Woman: Grateful Dead Zeppelin
Man: Uh, what?
Man: My favorite band is Led Zeppelin, what's yours?
Woman: Grateful Dead Zeppelin
Man: Uh, what?
by Mr. Geologist September 28, 2013
Get the scarped mug.To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.
To look like one has an eating disorder.
Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.
To look like one has an eating disorder.
Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.
Example 1
DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!
DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.
DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.
DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!
Example 2
Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.
DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!
DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.
DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.
DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!
Example 2
Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.
by PacePPR April 16, 2013
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by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020
Get the need a diaper scared mug.To purposefully ignore someone whilst fiddling with your scarf, so that they cannot try and take your arm or come near you or even make conversation ..... and so giving them the cold shoulder.
Hey, did you hear how Prince William totally scarfed Duchess Meghan on the way out of church on Christmas Day? Wow - he looked so cool - he will one day be a formidable king!
by celt man December 31, 2018
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Get the Nigger scared mug."Scaredy-Cunt" - brilliantly provocative, derisive and OTT version of Scaredy-Cat for maximum encouragement to overcome weakness, inhibition and fear. Used by characters Melody and Lulu in the Big Talk Productions comedy drama "Crashing", 2016, created and written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
Colin: I am not going on a date with you.
Melody: Why not?
Colin: You'll eat me alive!
Melody: Maybe. You might like it. If you don't try we'll never know. Don't be a scaredy-cunt.
Melody: Why not?
Colin: You'll eat me alive!
Melody: Maybe. You might like it. If you don't try we'll never know. Don't be a scaredy-cunt.
by Donbass Gurl July 6, 2020
Get the Scaredy-Cunt mug.A meme formed from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Patrick Star invites his parents over to his home, only to later realize they aren’t his actual parents. Once discovering this, Patrick then yells at Janet and Marty, his “parents” he discovered to be imposters, forming this meme.
Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”
Janet: “marty, i’m scared”
Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.
Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”
Janet: “marty, i’m scared”
Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.
by tsmemories February 23, 2019
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