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scampede 

A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.

Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
scampede by dookeyboy March 19, 2011
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scampede 

When a large number of scampy or skanky girls run together, typically towards a cliche female attraction or show themselves off in running wear.
"I was nearly crushed by a scampede at the Bon Jovi concert last night!"
scampede by Waffledaffles September 2, 2009

Scampede 

When you're in a mischevious mood, therefore a Scamp, and you set off in a stampede.
I set off on a Scampede up the town to have a few beers with mates.
Scampede by Big Chocolate Button October 20, 2010

Scampede 

When you're in a mischevious mood, therefore a Scamp, and you set off in a stampede.
I set off on a Scampede up the town to have a few beers with mates.
Scampede by Big Chocolate Button October 21, 2010

Turdal stampede 

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!
Turdal stampede by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Mushroom Stampede 

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.
Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

Vash The Stampede 

Vash the Stampede is a legendary gunman from the anime Trigun. He’s reputation is not correct to his character. He will never kill anyone or let any one die in any circumstance no matter how the situation looks. There is only one person he has killed, and he is ever remorseful. Vash is a person that every one fears and no one be leaves that he is Vash because he is nothing like his reputation of destroying entire towns if he wants to, and killing thousands on a whim. He will intimidate any one to save a life.
"Total Slaughter,
Total Slaughter.
I won't leave a single man alive.

La de da de dai,
Genocide.
La de da de duh,
An ocean of blood.

Let's begin the killing time."
-Vash
Vash The Stampede by VMVash April 20, 2005