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scandalmeg

An action whereby a person (usually military) uses their shower head to squirt water onto another person during communal showering. What is different about this and regular squirting is that the jet from person one is redirected off their gooshe or gusche and balls before making contact with person two therefore transmitting any unwashed debrit onto said person.
person 2: pass me the soap buck
person 1: okay hank, here
person 2 (hank): aaw buck you scandalmegged me again!
person 1 (buck): yes hank, i did, didnt i!
scandalmeg by stickyback spastic October 21, 2008
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scandalescent

A term used to describe a situation, someone or even something that is both scandalous and sexy.
The club got scandalescent real quick after the DJ starting spinnin'.

Damn, the booty on that stripper is scandalescent!

Your liking on Sally's younger brother is kinda scandalescent.
scandalescent by MellyinMay April 19, 2011

Scandawegian 

A generally-Nordic person: a conflation of Norwegian and Scandanavian
She looks Scandawegian, with her blue eyes and blonde hair
Scandawegian by JeanDePierre January 6, 2008

Scandalmonger 

A person who stirs up public outrage toward someone or their actions by spreading rumors or malicious gossip.
Man these bitches are all just scandalmongers!
Scandalmonger by #1 real bitch July 28, 2016

Scandalery 

A crime or action that is morally wrong or legally wrong, figuratively. Scandal but with a more slanderous connotation
Tana: Did you just step on my Stephen Curry 65’s!!!!
Bella: Yes. Is there a problem??
Tana: What is this scandalery?? *slaps a hoe*
Scandalery by TanaThot69 July 27, 2018

Scandalmongering 

Scandalmongering is Sarah's best talent.
Scandalmongering by Sophilia April 21, 2008

scandalebrity 

A person of little note who becomes famous solely due to his/her involvement in the scandal of a prominent individual.
A: The call girl who serviced the governor sold a million copies of her song and is gonna be on Letterman.
B: Yeah, she's living the American Dream as a scandalebrity.
scandalebrity by st. pink March 16, 2008
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