DHL

Drivers Hopelessly Lost

Person A: Did you get that package yet?
Person B: No, I used DHL.

DHL by jbkurz December 15, 2010

DHL

After the shipping company, it stands for "Delivered Here Late" due to DHL's notorious shipping service.

"Sam, you freaking idiot! I can't believe you didn't overnight that. Now it's gonna be DHL-ed.."

DHL by Poe Boy March 2, 2008

DHL

To get dissed, stood up, ignored or not in the loop. Named after the shipping company notorious for their poor service.

Dude, that girl totally DHL-ed me last night, and I was standing there waiting around for nothing. I don't even know what I did wrong.

DHL by Pogue2012 June 13, 2008

DHL

An excellent 1st class courier company that can be blamed for the non arrival of purchased goods anywhere around the world. DHL can also be blamed by anyone who has lied and said they sent you a Christmas present which will never arrive. Also birthdays, or any gift giving occasion you haven't been arsed with can be blamed on DHL.

'I can't believe you still haven't received the present I got you. It's been 6 months already. Never using DHL again!!'
'Honestly don't worry about it. You didn't know DHL stands for Damaged, Held or Lost.'

DHL by MJwrites July 29, 2017

DHL

Do heaps less

Mannn, this bitch try too hard for attention. DHL Tik Tok hoe

DHL by JugMouth January 16, 2020

DHL

DHL Worldwide Express.

Some people claim that the letters in this stand for Dalsey, Hillblom and Lynn (the founders) but in reality it stands for Deliverin' Hawt Loot.

John: Shit man. I gotz a package from DHL Worldwide Express. Themz niggaz sho' deliva some hawt loot.
Eric: Ummm....dude...you're white.

DHL by Nick February 21, 2005

DHL

After the shipping company, it stands for "Drop it, Hit it, Lost it" due to DHL's notorious shipping service.

Person 1: Have you received your package?
Person 2: No, it's being shipped with DHL.
Person 1: Ah, Drop it, Hit it, Lost it.

DHL by olja89 January 12, 2017