sblonde

Strawberry blonde hair

She has sblonde hair.

by anonymous September 27, 2020

splonder

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..

Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.

by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004

Slonder

Something "gone wrong". Opposite to Wonder

Man that dinner was such a slonder, I totally burnt the turkey.

by Big double LL October 13, 2008

Slonde

A blonde slut.

"Hey look, I hate that slonde"

"She's such a slonde"

by Baeemax October 7, 2016

Ron slondered

When ur in ya girls salami and ur glitzy gets rly soft mid pump

Dude last night I was doing it with my bird and my di*k Ron slondered me... she was so pissed

by RhattyMcfly October 28, 2020