cold as ball sack in the winter. is surrounded by water on all sides and half of one. East sayreville girls are hotter but West wall girls are smarter. the girls all have beef with each other but will ban together to throw shade on their private stories. all the guys are athletic and probably played football for at least one year. hollister and vineyard vines. theres no where to eat because your town is just houses and woods so you have to go to surrounding towns. you're either 100% Polish, Italian, Irish or Indian. if you live in west Sayreville live in east bumble fuck. The parties are shitty so we go to Freehold or Old Bridge parties. 99% of the kids have nic addictions. its pork roll never Taylor ham. 2am baked wawa trips, the one next to South River. Sithole town with fun people. Everyone is either at the boat dock or Kennedy.

Kid Kid 1: did you see those people hooking at the boat dock?

Kid 2: probably some Sayreville kids

Sayreville by Icantswimorplaylax March 17, 2020

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Sacreligion

(Verb) Doing things of questionable moral nature, esp. those that go against religious teachings and/or documents. (e.g. drugs, sex, and rock and roll)

This has nothing to do with the occult or the worship of Satan.

"You going to Jess's party tonight? There's going to be lots of sacreligion going on."

Sacreligion by (TheDude) June 4, 2007

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Sacrelicious

A word used by Homer Simpson to describe a old waffle he found and worshiped, and then ate.

Some people said that tortilla I just ate had Jesus Christ's face on it. No wonder it was sacrelicious!

Sacrelicious by franzinho13 November 28, 2009

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