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The act of falling head over heals in love with someone.
I’m swooning over him, he’s so perfect in my eyes.
Swooning by kyry May 7, 2019
Related Words
-To be so excited about a thing or person that you get all bubbly on the inside.

-When you see someone or something that gives you a feeling of pure joy.
Did you see Jason yesterday, his outfit totally made me swoon.
Tonya always makes me swoon when she smiles at me like that.
Swoon by Chubbies_R_Us February 2, 2015

swoonflail 

VERB: to fling yourself or just fall on a bed and shake your ass while rolling around smiling; to swoon whilst flailing; a flail and swoon of massive proportions
1: swoonflail sounds legit
2: its very legit its probably the most legit thing ive done and im doing it hard as ever
1: teach me how 2 swoonflail
2: ok either fling yourself or just fall on a bed and shake your ass while rolling around smiling
swoonflail by nintendocashbox August 28, 2013

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.
Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.
Lonestar Saloon by Big Dirt April 3, 2013

Sawbones 

A basement bar in Caldwell New Jersey that is run by a guy who is generally so hammered, he actually thinks he owns a real bar.
Are you going to stop by Sawbones on your way home? Ummm I dont't know...that place is depressing and the guy who runs it tells you the same stories over and over again.
Sawbones by thatguy296 August 27, 2010
The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.
Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.
Shwoonk by The queef inhaler March 19, 2022