VERB: to fling yourself or just fall on a bed and shake your ass while rolling around smiling; to swoon whilst flailing; a flail and swoon of massive proportions
1: swoonflail sounds legit 2: its very legit its probably the most legit thing ive done and im doing it hard as ever
1: teach me how 2 swoonflail
2: ok either fling yourself or just fall on a bed and shake your ass while rolling around smiling
The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.
A basement bar in Caldwell New Jersey that is run by a guy who is generally so hammered, he actually thinks he owns a real bar.
Are you going to stop by Sawbones on your way home? Ummm I dont't know...that place is depressing and the guy who runs it tells you the same stories over and over again.
The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.
Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.