A place frequented by members of the Sciuridae family, most notably squirrels. Some members of the aforementioned family aspire to work at what is commonly referred to as a salon, where they beautify the hair of humankind, and perform other salon related services. However, since they are members of the Sciuridae family and have friends who pester them, a salon to them is actually a saloon.
Squirrel: I need to get my hair done, and I need good eye extension thingys.

Annoying friend: Do you get that done at the saloon?
Squirrel: Scampers off

*mic drop*
by Aviiiiiiiii95 April 23, 2018
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when you have a party and wake up to a living room floor of debris
"Oh we were salooning hard last night look at this mess!"
"Hey Pat watch those chips you are salooning all over the place!"
by jellis.e July 13, 2017
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You are in the first state of being jammed by booze. You are smiling, being social and fits at this stage of intoxication in a saloon, you can probably have a normal conversation with people, but you are 1 step up from being totally sober and normal.
"HOLY shit, he is in the right mood that guy, he is salooned"
by Night2012 November 13, 2009
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when a person spreads apart their ass cheeks, and their lover inserts their nose in said persons ass, the first person releases their buttcheeks, causing a swinging motion of the ass like a saloon door.
Last night i gave my girl The Saloon and she loved it.
by Ellie&Chris February 03, 2016
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The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.
Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.
by Big Dirt April 03, 2013
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