Shwoonk 

The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.

Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.

Shwoonk by The queef inhaler March 19, 2022

shtoonk 

yiddish for party pooper or kill joy.

it does NOT mean a fat lazy woman.

Myrna was excited about the Goldstein's get together but Harvey didnt want to go. He was being a shtoonk.

shtoonk by greeneyedlady July 10, 2010

Shwonkie 

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.

dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie

Shwonkie by Fredrick Douglass May 8, 2008

Shwonk 

Everything and anything and nothing

I shwonking love penquins

Shwonk by Raegan1 March 13, 2018

Shoonk 

Any object, person, or place. Anything.

"Look at that shoonker. How much do you think he paid for it?"

"My shoonk is all messed up today."

"I put my books on that shoonk over there."

Shoonk by The Sass Attack May 21, 2010

Shwonkie 

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.

dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie

Shwonkie by Fredrick Douglass May 8, 2008

shwonk 

the state in which a person blindly yet subliminally reveals that they are an extreme idiot, moron, fucktard, and everything that follows...

"Matthew is such a fucking shwonk"

shwonk by DJGECKO July 10, 2007