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Jimmy Savile
1. A TV show host from the 1970s famous for the UK show "Jim'll Fix It" in which children were brought in to have one wish granted by the show's producers.
2. The ritualistic act of inserting one's erect or semi-erect penis in to the ear of a sleeping third party, followed by a loud recital of the theme tune from "Jim'll Fix It", intended to rouse the slumbering victim.
2. The ritualistic act of inserting one's erect or semi-erect penis in to the ear of a sleeping third party, followed by a loud recital of the theme tune from "Jim'll Fix It", intended to rouse the slumbering victim.
1.
"I think Jimmy Savile looks a bit like a paedophile."
2.
"BA-BA-BAAAA! Jim'll fix it for yo-o-o-o-ou!"
"ARGH! Why have you got your penis in my EAR?!?!?"
"Haha - Jimmy Savile'd, bitch."
"...my ... ear..."
"I think Jimmy Savile looks a bit like a paedophile."
2.
"BA-BA-BAAAA! Jim'll fix it for yo-o-o-o-ou!"
"ARGH! Why have you got your penis in my EAR?!?!?"
"Haha - Jimmy Savile'd, bitch."
"...my ... ear..."
Jimmy Savile by Michael Skinner July 25, 2007
Savile
verb. To posthumously witch-hunt, defame and destroy the integrity of any famous, popular and well-known celebrity for the mere reason of them having being a sick-minded perverted paedophile who uses a TV show as cover for abusing young girls that appear on it.
Could also be used to describe removing any tombstone from a dead person's grave, and throwing it in a land-fill.
Could also be used to describe removing any tombstone from a dead person's grave, and throwing it in a land-fill.
Savile
Savile by quaverSkin December 30, 2012
Savileanche
A rampaging group of peadophiles
"There was a savileanche outside the under-16's foam party."
"Did you hear about the four toddlers that got trapped in a savileanche on Friday."
"Did you hear about the four toddlers that got trapped in a savileanche on Friday."
Savileanche by Savileanche Paddy January 21, 2013
savile smoothie™
When you shove a baby in a semen filled blender and turn it on, makes for a delicious Monday beverage.
Grant: "Oooooooh I just drank my 10th Savile Smoothie™, oooooooh I love them so much."
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"
savile smoothie™ by OoooohGrant July 29, 2020
Jimmy savile
"In my top 10 worst people in the world I'd put Jimmy savile right up next to rolf Harris and Billy Murphy"
Jimmy savile by Its_a_jaggggg April 21, 2022
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.