Sausage Finger 

When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.

“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”

“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”

Sausage Finger by Dingle123 October 1, 2008

sausage finger 

an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage

Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers

DAMMMMMN

sausage finger by MOTHERFUCKER JONES HALL December 2, 2013

sausage finger language 

when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.

I could not understand your post with your sausage finger language.

sausage finger language by l;akjflksdanflkanfl;kdsnflkasd January 22, 2012

Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS) 

'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.

"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"

Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS) by lzytxtr October 12, 2018

Sausage Fingers

An individual with particularly large fat fingers. Those inflicted knock over on average 5 cups of coffee a day, and could spend over a week trying to thread a needle.

Tunde go and get another cloth. Your sausage fingers have knocked my coffee over.

Again.

Sausage Fingers by Criggy Bar Bar September 17, 2008

Sausage Fingers

^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.

"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"

Sausage Fingers by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

sausage fingers

When someone has really huge fingers. Fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.

"Hey Dave, throw up those sausage fingers!! We just got a home run!

sausage fingers by bigelo May 10, 2005