sassysquatch

A fat, gay, and sassy man.

Look at sassysquatch stealing that cupake with his limp wrists.

by mike696 August 2, 2012

Sassysquatch

a female of great height possessing an extreme amount of pubic hair

I hooked up with this woman basketball player and she was such a Sassysquatch. I needed a machete to get through the overgrowth.

by Pandacoon December 27, 2011