Swass-Squatch Share definition Flag A beast at the gym who leaves a trail of sweat all over the equipment and doesn't wipe it down after. "Ew that dude just soaked the bench and left it. Fucking Swass-Squatch" Swass-Squatch by Mercedez.Kae March 27, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Swass-Squatch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch