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sassy ass bitch 

A bitch who's sassy and has an ass.
Dick:"Thots these days are such sassy ass bitches.
Pussy: "ikr im so not a thot" *grins*

sissy bitch 

A derogatory term; combining sissy and bitch.

A sissy is cowardly and effeminate. A bitch is spiteful and argumentative.

A sissy bitch combines all; someone who speaks a bigger game than they can back up. Someone who whines and complains and prattles on about superficial problems. Someone who attacks/plots against you but is too cowardly to reveal who they are or their reason for attack.

A sissy bitch can be male or female.
Tim: Did you see how whiny Kain got after Louisa blocked him? He acted like it was the biggest tragedy in his life.

Mark: What a sissy bitch.

Steve: Someone's been spreading rumors around that I've been cheating on my girlfriend. Whoever they are, I'll smash their face in if I ever find them.

Dave: You'll never find them, they're hiding like a sissy bitch.
sissy bitch by icantoo December 30, 2008

sissy bitch 

someone you thought cared about you as much as you did about them and it was just a lie.

someone who plays games with your emotions plus everyone elses

a lying bitch
barbara was a sissy bitch when it came to aimee but she is still standing.
sissy bitch by b brooks September 9, 2006

sissy bitch 

she dress like a dude, walk like a dude, act like a dude, and wear tighty whitties.but whines like a bitch.....
or
a good friend you trust and joke with but is whinny
Aimee stop looking at the shot glass and drink it or are you a sissy bitch.

Hey stop acting like a sissy bitch Aimee.luv ya
sissy bitch by b brooks September 9, 2008

Sissy Bitch Salesman 

A classification of a salesperson being unremarkably afraid to interact with a customer or speaking in such a wisperous tone that people cannot hear shit all from them.
Sam:So John, how many sales did ya rig up today?
John:None, nobody was paying any attention.....
Sam:Arrggghhh your such a Sissy Bitch Salesman!
Sam:Fuck knows how you became a Salesperson!

Sissy lizard bitch 

Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.
Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!
Sissy lizard bitch by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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