sasstress
sasstress by Arielle Brittani December 9, 2005
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destitute seamstress
an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016
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sasstress • seamstress • sistress • ..sassyjessilyn • swagstress • Asstress • Saltress • santress • sasgressive • Sassiness
Sassiness
An undeniable amount of spunk and cuteness in one's speech. A person's sassiness can make the most ordinary phrases sound delightful.
Asstress
(Noun) Ass.tress
definition -A woman who has been accepted to star in a play, Music video(most of the times), or television show not for her preforming prowess, Aesthetic appearance, or even sparkling personality but, for the size & bounciness of her ass to use usually as a distraction from how bad said play, video, or show is or to just attempt to be sexy.
definition -A woman who has been accepted to star in a play, Music video(most of the times), or television show not for her preforming prowess, Aesthetic appearance, or even sparkling personality but, for the size & bounciness of her ass to use usually as a distraction from how bad said play, video, or show is or to just attempt to be sexy.
The very beginning of Pitbull's Hotel Room Service music video couldn't be a more perfect example of a asstress.
Example#2:
Man 1: *is watching a booty filled show* Man there is some great actresses in this show.
*a 2nd man hears Man 1 & enters the room*
Man 2: *looks at show* no it don't. All they doing is shaking ass. They ain't actresses they are ASStresses.
Example#2:
Man 1: *is watching a booty filled show* Man there is some great actresses in this show.
*a 2nd man hears Man 1 & enters the room*
Man 2: *looks at show* no it don't. All they doing is shaking ass. They ain't actresses they are ASStresses.
swagstress
swagstress by the devil's swagstress May 14, 2011
sucstressful
In the same business day you find out the property you rent for your biz is in forclosure & then you receive a phone call from a national publication congratulating you on your biz making the front cover of next months issue. That's a sucstressful day.
sucstressful by SoakinJoes.com September 13, 2009
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