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sasstress 

Someone who is sassy, bold, confident (sometimes too confident and dynamic
Did you see that outrageous outfit Jenny was wearing? She can pull it off- she's a sasstress!
sasstress by Arielle Brittani December 9, 2005
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destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

Sassiness 

An undeniable amount of spunk and cuteness in one's speech. A person's sassiness can make the most ordinary phrases sound delightful.
Her letter retained a high level of sassiness. It mesmerized the reader.
Sassiness by Tdove93 September 23, 2011

Asstress 

(Noun) Ass.tress
definition -A woman who has been accepted to star in a play, Music video(most of the times), or television show not for her preforming prowess, Aesthetic appearance, or even sparkling personality but, for the size & bounciness of her ass to use usually as a distraction from how bad said play, video, or show is or to just attempt to be sexy.
The very beginning of Pitbull's Hotel Room Service music video couldn't be a more perfect example of a asstress.

Example#2:
Man 1: *is watching a booty filled show* Man there is some great actresses in this show.

*a 2nd man hears Man 1 & enters the room*

Man 2: *looks at show* no it don't. All they doing is shaking ass. They ain't actresses they are ASStresses.
Asstress by Sodacan January 18, 2010

swagstress 

a person of the female sex who exemplifies copious amounts of swag.
Bro 1: Bro, did you check out jess last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, she's a fucking swagstress.

sistress 

The female equivalent of bromance, the sistress relationship is one of intense emotional attraction subtended by repressed erotic attraction that is neutralized by an acknowledgement that the two ladies are really, hilariously into one another.
"Liz never stops talking about how great Lesley is. That is one committed sistress!"
sistress by lestic May 22, 2007

sucstressful

Achievement of success while enduring much stress.
In the same business day you find out the property you rent for your biz is in forclosure & then you receive a phone call from a national publication congratulating you on your biz making the front cover of next months issue. That's a sucstressful day.
sucstressful by SoakinJoes.com September 13, 2009
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