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swagstress 

a person of the female sex who exemplifies copious amounts of swag.
Bro 1: Bro, did you check out jess last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, she's a fucking swagstress.
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swagstress 

a person of the female sex that possesses extreme amounts of swag
Yo, did you see Joanna last night? What a swagstress!
swagstress by kittykatt77 May 14, 2011

sasstress 

Someone who is sassy, bold, confident (sometimes too confident and dynamic
Did you see that outrageous outfit Jenny was wearing? She can pull it off- she's a sasstress!
sasstress by Arielle Brittani December 9, 2005

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

seamstress

A prostitue undercover. In seattle young woman were registered seamstresses but really they were just whores taking advantage of the 1897 Alaskan Gold Rush.
Dacha-I want to be a seamstress when i grow up.
Lucy- Bitch, please. Like people would pay to sleep with you.
seamstress by Tacha March 16, 2006

Swagsters 

A level up from hipster status.Swagsters always roll in pairs, never alone. Swagsters wear Toms, Hipster Glasses, Matching Superhero tshirts, have sweet dreads, love cupcakes and singing to adele and ghost patrol.
Person 1: Wow! Im so surprised Jonathan and lili are hipsters!

Person 2: dude! stfu! they aren't hipsters, they have swag! They Are swagsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: oh my bad, i'll go jump through a window now.
Swagsters by Swagtasticmacdaddy November 14, 2011

Swagsessfully 

To succeed, with swag
I swagsessfully left waitrose
Swagsessfully by biddy23 March 15, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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