sassmonger

The ultimate purveyor of all things sassy. A thorough knowledge of the various methods of sass. Like a cheesemonger, but for sass.

"Jennifer, congratulations, you've completed your training to become a sassmonger"

by WheresMeShirt January 4, 2015

assmonger

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

Sasmonger

The art of selling sas-related items. Such as potato bras and other breast enhancing products. A popular preference of the original Sas is mash potato as it gives a realistic effect. Sas is very much an expert in this area of merchandise as she often wears them herself.

'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'

by sasmoore-welsh June 11, 2009

Sassmonkey

Epic sassmaster, someone who is a sass guru. And likes monkeys apparently. Also may have occasional monkey-esque qualities and outbursts.

Ellen Rogers is such a sassmonkey.

by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010

assmonger

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

by Classik March 20, 2003

Assmonger

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003