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sassmonster

The right hand man of Fat Female Elvis; also, a pseudo-intellectual female with bisexual tendencies
sassmonster by J. Stor December 9, 2006
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sassmaster

Louis Tomlinson.

That’s it.
That’s the whole description.
“Have you heard of the sassmaster from doncaster?”
“Oh you mean Louis Tomlinson? of course I have, I love him!”
sassmaster by 1D_Hiatus :( April 13, 2020

Sassmaster

A person who's sass is beyond the regular level. This person can add sass to anything and usually gets whatever they want. Wagging fingers, z snaps, head rolls, eye rolls, and the sticking out of the tongue are some of the many trademarks of a sassmaster. Usually a female
The only reason she won the lord of the rings trivia game is because she was a sassmaster and scared everyone out of answering the questions!
Sassmaster by Befferoni July 30, 2009

seshmonster 

A person who is particularly partial to the Sesh. Generally found in odd numbers as the voice of reason needs to be overruled when pondering whether to continue the sesh or return to normal life. Sehmonsters often refer to a prolonged Sesh of 3 days or more as "holidays" and can be observed trying to persuade non-Seshmonsters to join in on these "holidays", often resulting in loss of employment.
"That lad is a wild seshmonster"

sassmaster

One who provides sass. Usually is quite sassy.
Barky is a sassmaster.
sassmaster by Gucci a la Flair July 11, 2009

sassmaster

1. When the word is accompanied with 'The', it is referring to Brian Bell, the guitarist from the American alternative rock band, Weezer. Fans devastatingly describe Bell as being "easily the sassiest guitarist to ever live. Sassier than Gwen Stefani and Prince combined." He repeatedly demonstrates his sassiness with moves like 'The Impossible Bend' and 'The Power Rise'. Basically, if Brian Bell had a perfume, it would be named Sass in a Glass.

2. One who displays sass on a daily basis with no apologies. Note that true sassmasters do not claim to be a sassmaster, otherwise that just makes them a tool. They are humble about their exceptional amounts of sass, which just makes them even sassier.
"Look! It's The Sassmaster!'

Person A: "I'm such a sassmaster."
Person B: "Nope, you're just a tool."
sassmaster by brianbell=sass December 18, 2010

Sassmaster

A person who can sass beyond anyone either mortal, demigod,mmonster, or god.
Percy Jackson is the biggest dam sassmaster in the world.
Sassmaster by DamGhostQueen January 25, 2015
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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