sassmonster

The right hand man of Fat Female Elvis; also, a pseudo-intellectual female with bisexual tendencies

"Look at that sassmonster! I bet she's menstruating."

by J. Stor December 9, 2006

sassmaster

Louis Tomlinson.

That’s it.
That’s the whole description.

“Have you heard of the sassmaster from doncaster?”
“Oh you mean Louis Tomlinson? of course I have, I love him!”

by 1D_Hiatus :( April 13, 2020

Sassmaster

A person who's sass is beyond the regular level. This person can add sass to anything and usually gets whatever they want. Wagging fingers, z snaps, head rolls, eye rolls, and the sticking out of the tongue are some of the many trademarks of a sassmaster. Usually a female

The only reason she won the lord of the rings trivia game is because she was a sassmaster and scared everyone out of answering the questions!

by Befferoni July 30, 2009

seshmonster

A person who is particularly partial to the Sesh. Generally found in odd numbers as the voice of reason needs to be overruled when pondering whether to continue the sesh or return to normal life. Sehmonsters often refer to a prolonged Sesh of 3 days or more as "holidays" and can be observed trying to persuade non-Seshmonsters to join in on these "holidays", often resulting in loss of employment.

"That lad is a wild seshmonster"

by Seshmonster1990 May 5, 2017

sassmaster

One who provides sass. Usually is quite sassy.

Barky is a sassmaster.

by Gucci a la Flair July 11, 2009

sassmaster

1. When the word is accompanied with 'The', it is referring to Brian Bell, the guitarist from the American alternative rock band, Weezer. Fans devastatingly describe Bell as being "easily the sassiest guitarist to ever live. Sassier than Gwen Stefani and Prince combined." He repeatedly demonstrates his sassiness with moves like 'The Impossible Bend' and 'The Power Rise'. Basically, if Brian Bell had a perfume, it would be named Sass in a Glass.

2. One who displays sass on a daily basis with no apologies. Note that true sassmasters do not claim to be a sassmaster, otherwise that just makes them a tool. They are humble about their exceptional amounts of sass, which just makes them even sassier.

"Look! It's The Sassmaster!'

Person A: "I'm such a sassmaster."
Person B: "Nope, you're just a tool."

by brianbell=sass December 18, 2010

Sassmaster

A person who can sass beyond anyone either mortal, demigod,mmonster, or god.

Percy Jackson is the biggest dam sassmaster in the world.

by DamGhostQueen January 25, 2015