sardineing

When humans are packed in tightly together like a can of sardines

"How was your train commute in this morning?"
"Terrible, I was sardineing the whole journey."

by Caveman217 September 9, 2015

Sardineized

Sardineized: The act of being picked into something or into some place, or into some situations so tight that you feel as if you are packed into that area so tight, you feel like you are packed in this tight place as if you were packed inside a can full of Sardines (A "Sardine" is the common name used to refer to various small, oily fish within the herring family, normally packaged tight into a small confining can when prepared and ready to eat), Thus; you have gotten the feeling of being “Sardineized”.

Example: Billy bob, " I am so packed into this Tuxedos that it is so tight and their are so many people in this sheep barn at this wedding reception of Becky Lue’s, that I am simply becoming Sardineized. I can't take it any more, this starched pink lacey shirt makes me feel so gay, and I even had to use deodorant to come to Becky Lue's party. I have got to get out of here. I just need to get out of this monkey suit, get me some beers, and go fish'n.

by Billy BullSchitter October 8, 2016

Sardining

A game in which two or more players (often teenagers) play anywhere from 12 - 3 am. One player walks up to the front door, while the rest position them selves in the center of the front lawn. Once they are situated on the lawn, the player at the door rings the dorr bell and halls ass over to the other players. Everone sits on the lawn until all but one have ran off. The last person sitting on the lawn wins the game.

Me and my friends went sardining last night at like 2 in the morning.

by Mcdumbass August 7, 2010

Sardining

When someone lies still during sex (willingly), like a dead fish... like an unresponsive pillow princess.

"Dude, she just laid there. What the hell?"
"Oh shit, seriously?"
"Yeah, she was sardining."

by SardineLover69 April 5, 2022

Sardining

When you're celebrating a victory (sporting or otherwise) and your lover & you proceed to make with the love in a public space but keep it low-key. Many times this can be done through humping while standing, spooning under a blanket or beach towel, 2 riders facing each other on the same motorcycle seat.

You see those 2 over there? I don't know if she's just scratching an itch on her ass with his wang or if they're actually sardining.

by Chrispy Nugget February 7, 2018

Sardining

The act of two or more men inserting their penises into a jar or tin like sardines.

Homie 1: Hey bro I got a sick new jar we should try some Sardining.

Homie 2: Idk man I went to Kyle's last night and he had little this jar so my ding-a-ling is sore as hell.

Homie 1: Get Kyle over here then and we can three man it.

by Zgod9 December 27, 2023

Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.

"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013