Sardineized: The act of being picked into something or into some place, or into some situations so tight that you feel as if you are packed into that area so tight, you feel like you are packed in this tight place as if you were packed inside a can full of Sardines (A "Sardine" is the common name used to refer to various small, oily fish within the herring family, normally packaged tight into a small confining can when prepared and ready to eat), Thus; you have gotten the feeling of being “Sardineized”.
Example: Billy bob, " I am so packed into this Tuxedos that it is so tight and their are so many people in this sheep barn at this wedding reception of Becky Lue’s, that I am simply becoming Sardineized. I can't take it any more, this starched pink lacey shirt makes me feel so gay, and I even had to use deodorant to come to Becky Lue's party. I have got to get out of here. I just need to get out of this monkey suit, get me some beers, and go fish'n.
by Billy BullSchitter October 09, 2016
The incorrect pronunciation of the word “shit” often heard in the black community and/or said by a redneck or a “Good old Boy” from the south. (United States)
Willy: Chit man, you almost ran over my ass.
Tyron: Who gives a chit!
Tyron: Yo, man you stepped in some dog chit.
by Billy BullSchitter August 06, 2016
John: You do know that woman that wants you to marry her has a house full of children don't you?
Bubba: No that might be why she was so eager to be with me and I had sex with her last night too!
John: You did? You mother fucker!
by Billy BullSchitter April 21, 2016
The word when said, may indicate that is going to be a difficult situation, a hard time, or something is, or will be, happening to them (you or everyone) that is bad (we guess), a bad day, a bad time or perhaps a stressful situation. This expression is more often said by the Black, so-called African-American, Negro race more often than other races, and is sometimes heard as an expression or expressed for some unknown reason to everyone around leaving everyone to wonder what is going wrong in this person's life.
Jack, a homeless Negro man, awakened from his sleep after a night sleep in a homeless shelter and says to Toby... "Today is going to be a mother fucker!"
Toby… yep!
by Billy BullSchitter April 22, 2016
When you express your disbelief in what someone is saying and you believe it to believe false, or an outright lie, and it is presented to you as if it were real or totally the opposite as if it were correct or good for you. Three words often associated with what the United States Government says about something, or what words are often spoken from of the president's mouth, or presidential candidates mouth, or any other government official attempting to convince you of something that is totally absurd and wrong or bad for you, not good. To indicate that someone is attempting to present to you an entire bucket full of defecation, excrement, or shit.
Examples of a crock of shit: “you can keep your doctor’s if you want”, “it is not going to cost any more tax money then you already pay”, “only citizens of the United States will be allowed to receive...”
by Billy BullSchitter August 06, 2016
An expression said by people around the world when they let it be known that something of value is now worthless, broken, no longer any good, torn up, broken-down, trashed, inoperative, ruined, shot, destroyed, no longer working, no longer effective, of no use, has no value any longer.
(Saturday)
Todd: Can I borrow your new wheelbarrow?
Carmen: Ok, be sure to clean it out before you bring it back, it’s new!
(Three weekends later)
Carmen: Todd, where is my wheelbarrow you borrowed, can you bring it back?
Todd: Yea, I brought your wheelbarrow back, it’s in my truck but you will have to go get it out my back hurts. I have been riding the tow motor all week at work, and I had to watch my momma cut my grass this morning, so my back hurts; my back is fucked.
Carmen: What is that in my wheelbarrow? I said; clean it before you bring it back.
Todd: Well hell Carmen, I can’t do everything, and I can’t get that out, that is dried concrete. Me and my buddies went to drink some beers, smoke some weed, and I forgot about it. Just use it like that.
Carmen: Todd, you owe me a new wheelbarrow, that one is completely fucked with that dried concrete in it and it was brand new.
Todd: Hell, Carmen you know I can’t afford a wheelbarrow that is why I borrowed yours. It is your fault is it fucked anyway, you let me borrow it!
by Billy BullSchitter April 22, 2016
What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).
by Billy BullSchitter March 30, 2017