sarcone 

Someone who likes to "TALK" about all the money they have, but won't spend one dollar on a Dutch Master to roll trees that someone else paid for.

Frankie Simonetti is the single biggest sarcone I ever encountered.

sarcone by Joe, NJ July 3, 2003

sparcone 

Italian American word for a male, young or old, who is flamboyant and showy, often wearing jewely, cologne, driving an expensive car, acting like God's Gift to the females.. usually covering up insecurities by always trying to be perceived as the hottest stud.

Yo Dave, did you see Tommy last night buying drinks for all the stellas at Vito's ? Oh yea, that sparcone, he's going broke and better sell those suits cause he owes the bookie.

sparcone by RonnieD October 4, 2007

Saccone Joly 

Anna and Jonathon Saccone-Joly are the most famous family vloggers in Britain. They use cold showers as a form of punishment and for more than 10 years they have knowingly provided a daily supply of material for kiddie diddlers.

They have now joined TikTok to provide kiddie diddlers with fresh new inappropriate content of their children in various stages of costume, undress, and lip syncing to adult and sexually themed music.

Jonathan is proud to have won the "clas ohlson Celebrity Dad of the Year". A fake award from a furniture outlet who appreciate the type of content he provides.

From television show Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over, "So Jonathan Saccone Joly, how would you feel about pedophiles masturbating over your kids?"
Jonathan Saccone Joly, "I mean....is that a bad thing?"

Saccone Joly by hedgesdlux January 18, 2020

sarconic 

the amalgamation of the two terms sarcastic and ironic (if sarcastic and ironic had a baby)

when you are simultaneously sarcastic and ironic

i didn't really think you would do that I was being sarconic

sarconic by james._y3 April 3, 2017

Saccone Joly 

Anna and Jonathon Saccone-Joly are the most famous family vloggers in Britain. They use cold showers as a form of punishment and for more than 10 years they have knowingly provided a daily supply of material for kiddie diddlers.

They have now joined TikTok to provide kiddie diddlers with fresh new inappropriate content of their children in various stages of costume, undress, and lip syncing to adult and sexually themed music.

Jonathan is proud to have won the "clas ohlson Celebrity Dad of the Year". A fake award from a furniture outlet who appreciate the type of content he provides.

From television show Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over, "So Jonathan Saccone Joly, how would you feel about pedophiles masturbating over your kids?"
Jonathan Saccone Joly, "I mean....is that a bad thing?"

Saccone Joly by hedgesdlux January 20, 2020

Sarcolepsy 

n

A disorder that causes someone to come out with random, uncalled for or inappropriate out bursts of sarcasm.

Sarcoleptic's often get jobs in tabloid journalism often introducing sarcasm into blatantly obtuse or ignorant rantings.

Person A "Hi is this the Meeting"
Person B "No we're here for the circle jerk"
Person C "Sorry about him he has Sarcolepsy, of the ass"

Sarcolepsy by ajuk November 27, 2009

Sarcony

Used to describe a statement that is both sarcastic and ironic.

Sarcony: Complaining about lazy people after you've just woken up from a nap.

Sarcony by joewebster July 18, 2014