sarcone

Someone who likes to "TALK" about all the money they have, but won't spend one dollar on a Dutch Master to roll trees that someone else paid for.

Frankie Simonetti is the single biggest sarcone I ever encountered.

by Joe, NJ July 03, 2003

sarconic

the amalgamation of the two terms sarcastic and ironic (if sarcastic and ironic had a baby)

when you are simultaneously sarcastic and ironic

i didn't really think you would do that I was being sarconic

by james._y3 April 04, 2017