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salometer 

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.
Hey that area has 1 salometer!
salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

sarcasmeter 

A fictional device used to detect sarcasm.
Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.
sarcasmeter by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008

Sassometer 

A meter used to measure the amount of sass someone is using.
Your sassometer level is through the roof.
Sassometer by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011

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Who knows ¯\_()_/¯
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Snarkometer 

A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.
Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.
Snarkometer by Newlingophile June 4, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026